Photo: Jack Alexander
Who was your childhood hero?
My dad and brother.
Describe the place you most like to spend time.
World of Warcraft – Azeroth.
What was the last thing you read?
Nonviolent Communication
What or who makes you laugh out loud?
Friends.
What’s the most important lesson you ever learned?
Have fun.
What’s your idea of the perfect day?
Good food.
What was your nickname at school?
Gumuch.
What is your most prized possession?
Time I’ve made time for myself later in life.
What would be the title of your biography?
Literally No Idea WTF Happened Here
If a genie granted you one wish, what would it be?
To look like Shawn Mendes. His bone structure is perfect.
What item have you owned for the longest time?
My little blanket ha, ha – still use it as a pillow…. Ladies?
What would you like your epitaph to say?
“Let’s get this money.”
If you could invent something, what would it be?
A bed that is ergonomically perfect, so you fall asleep immediately.
In which era would you most like to have lived?
The 1980s.
What are you afraid of?
Too many things to count.
What is your latest purchase?
Supposedly, I’ve just spent $17,000 at 7-Eleven. Yes, I filed a police report.
Name the skill or talent you would most like to have.
The ability to speak every language in the world.
Which three pieces of music would you take to a desert island?
Lalala, Lalala and… Lalala?
Which famous person (living or dead) do you think (or have you been told) you most resemble?
Johnny Depp.
What is your pet peeve?
When people chew with their mouth open or show up late.
Do you have a personal motto?
Look above.
What’s the most important thing left on your bucket list?
Man, I could die happy right now, in all honesty.
In Metro Vancouver this August? Catch bbno$ in concert with Yung Gravy at the PNE Amphitheatre on August 24, 2023.
